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Updated: 9th of November, 2024

Dear business builder,

We get it.

Growing a business is hard. Really f*cking hard.

You;re probably worried about where your next customer will come from.

Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.

As your hair goes fifty shades of grey from all the uncertainty.

And to top it all off.

You;re being pulled in a bazillion different directions.

Ohmygawd!

Should I blog? Start a podcast? Build a personal brand?

Document my whole flippin; life on Instagram?

What about chatbots?

Errrrrrrbody;s talkin; bout chatbots.

Should I run some ads?

Drop $3k on a logo?

Post on LinkedIn five times per day?

*somebody please pull out my eyelashes*

Look, most entrepreneurs have a bad case of ;shiny object syndrome

Mixed with a scoop of ADD; and a sprinkle of ;I can do everything;.

And they end up doing a little bit of this; a little bit of that.

Soon, they;re screaming at their Macbook with all the things they ;have to; do.

We call this shit show a rats nest.

Also known as hell.

It;s hot and muggy there.

And we;d rather rub scorpion chillies in our eyes than operate a business that way.

But this isn;t about us; It;s about you.

You;re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn;t where you want it to be.

Or maybe you;re flying; and you simply want more.

More security.

More money.

More freedom.

More memories.

More time with your family.

More business-class flights with your spouse to places that result in more sand between your toes.

Whatever it is for you;

It all starts by ;choosing your own adventure; below;

*cue angels singing*

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There are a lot of so-called “agencies” and “gurus” roaming around the wild wild west that is the web, today. Most of these people are all bark, no bite. All waffle, no syrup. ‘Cause marketers lie, but numbers don’t. And we’ve generated $7.8 billion for our clients, in 1067 different industries and niches.